My life

Aug 31

9 deadly words used by a woman.

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1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

And I couldn’t agree less hehe :P

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Aug 31

She HATES me.

for no reason, i said something wrong and offended her. and since then, she hated me. for a very long time alre. she always like that. her own personality. her own world. her own rules. she doesnt care about how others feel. she doesnt. since she did that to me, i could do nothing. she can snatch all my friends away. all. and left me alone. she been ignoring me since that day my friend, Yvonne wore contact lens. And she found out that Yvonne is the same blood type as her. So they are practically together. Always. Having secrets among themselves, talking behind someone’s back. Ya, they might also be talking about me right now. My life, is a very miserable, yet shocking experience. haha, it’s not shocking anymore, it’s… TERRIFYING. I will start to lose my friends, one by one. sooner or later, i will be left with no friends. SOON…

Aug 31

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when i was born.